I’ll keep this short. It's come to my attention that Taylor Swift has launched another huge album for teenage girls to EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE over and for teenage millenials to UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgh over. And in just the space of a couple days of Swiftian discourse, the country has, once again, been torn asunder.
Had she addressed the dying old pedophile elephant in the room, then perhaps we would not have these problems with ICE or habeus corpus. But she did not, so here we are. We will have to wait another year or two to dislodge the tyrant… but perhaps longer—she’s married now, therefore gone full trad so maybe she loves Trump. Who knows. Who knows. We get the government we deserve.
hahaha! Short and to the point, I like it.